me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog
they have seen things i am not proud of
why aren’t we talking about this more.
Missed by a hare.
Okay so for a second I was super worried, because I thought this was some kind of snow landscape and the little bunny had just fallen into some dark abyss.
all the nice consulting detectives like a soldier
promoting my blog
Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
the internet does not lie
something beautiful happened on my dash
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME SERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIEDWHAT DO I DO?
Fine, I’ll accept my fate.I’ll save you Mailbox!
OH SHIT A DALEK
I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.
I’m so done with this site…
leonardo dicaprio for next doctor ok
if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry
oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE